Privacy policy

The waitlist form collects your email address, plus anything you choose to share: first name, how you heard about us, gift-buyer status, retailer interest, country, and an optional birthday. That's it. We don't collect anything in the background.

Form submissions are processed by FormSubmit and delivered to the founder's inbox — there is no database, no broker, and no ad network in between. When the store opens, order info will live with the checkout provider, named here before the first order.

Today: no cookies, no tracking pixels, no banner theater. If privacy-first analytics ever appear, this page will say so.

One confirmation email, one launch-day email, and the occasional update you signed up for. No spam, no selling your address, ever. Unsubscribe is one click, no login, no guilt trip.

XenChucks appeal to kids, so the email list is 13+ or parent-consented — if you're under 13, have a parent join the list for you.

Every email has a one-click unsubscribe. Want everything gone? Reply to any email (or use the contact info in the FAQ) and say "delete me" — we'll confirm it's done. To wipe what this site stores in your own browser (checklists, preferences, history), use the reset control on the settings page.